Big BANG!!!

It was a bright sunny afternoon, after giving my 4th standard final examination paper for Math...
I came home hurriedly, so that I can get some quick nap and start preparing for the next exam which was for Science - my fav subjects... as soon as I came home, removing my shoes, asked amma to make some curd rice n feed me as I change...
as usual got a bit of gyan for washing my hands and legs before I eat and a little bit of conversation went on as how I did the Math paper... I had done it pretty well ;), finally mom fed me the curd rice, the way I wanted.. :) and eventually took a nap...

All that was in my mind was to give the best in the next exam and get above 95 on 100... hot sunny afternoon, after having curd rice, anybody can guess how a 4th standard kid would feel when taking a nap under the fan on a bare floor with a pillow...
I felt something churning in my stomach.. as if something was forcing itself... it did hurt a bit here and there, I started screaming running to my mom saying that my stomach was hurting badly... in no time I was having a puking sensation.. wanted to throw up,
but what I found was a tree coming out of my throat I don't know from where the hell.. but yes it did have some leaves, branches... I could not close my mouth, all I had to do and I did was to look up and the tree never stopped, it grew and grew until the ceiling, the pain in my stomach increased and increased...I was sweating... I could not scream nor talk nor cry,
I was about to faint... the worst of all was, my mom being so calm, merrily in her kitchen doing some stuff...
- least bothered about the tree which is growing from her daughter's stomach, which is gonna kill her in few mins?!! :(

I realised that there was nobody at home, I was feeling very hot, almost that God has given me 2-3 mins to spare before I finally bid a big goodbye without giving my 4th Standard exams...I was feeling so bad for me - almost in tears, that I would never be able to become a big girl, do wonders - drive my dad's TVS 50, use an ink pen... wear high healed shoes ... they were all my tiny dreams
how could he do that to me - why cant he cut the tree and save me...
I could not scream, to bring mom's attention, nor I could walk... I donno if I was doing a balancing act .. to balance that bloody big tree... All I could see was this tree had reached the ceiling, no I did not see any birds on it chirping ... I could see some fruits... FRUITS!! Yeah.. fruits.. Now I remember, what a grave mistake I had done to myself.. indeed a grave one!
Oh no, the worst thing ever, I had swallowed an Orange seed the previous day...and I remember mom and dad and granny saying that there would be an Orange tree growing in my stomach!!! :(

Alas, I know nobody can save me now...the tree is so huge, oh wait... an orange falling from the tree right on my face...!!!
"Ouch!"...
I eventually collapsed and felt a big bang on face... I donno what had happened...Almost got up all at once sweating, and in tears, I was in a utter state of shock... to see a plastic ball which had hit my face, by my neighbour aunt's 5 year old son who had come to my home to play with me :P

Thank God there was no tree from my mouth...It was just a DREAM!!! I could now scream, I could walk, I can give my exams .. I could do everything!!! :) :) LOL... I got back my life - to do what I wanted to, what I had dreamt of... :)
Started jumping and dancing and went to mom and hugged and kissed her tightly... she was so much confused as what happend to me and why I was so funny... well I know what really happened ;)


Ha ha what wonderful days those were, full of innocence ... I still remember, from that very day, I was so careful while having fruits, made sure I had removed all the seeds before eating them and I never used to eat grapes which had seeds...
My sub-conscious is so strong, even now when I eat any fruit, there is an alert from my brain :P :P, 
I happened to remember this while having some punnet cherries yesterday night...!